# The Gonzo Cyberpunk Of CANDY WHIPS Proclaim “The Children Have Been Synthesized” On New Single

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- Published: 2023-06-08T13:00:00-05:00
- Author: Eugene Tierney

“You can hear elements of Trevor Horn, Oingo Boingo, Wall of Voodoo, and Sparks 
as well. Candy Whips is as challenging as it is danceable… wrapped up in gossamer,
glam and glee.” **– **_**Post-Punk**_

### **The Synth-Drenched Gonzo Cyberpunk of⏎ CANDY WHIPS⏎ ⏎ Proclaim “At Last, The Children Have Been Synthesized” with 󠀁[New Single](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=777ae33670&e=615f2b8493)󠁿

#### **Video Portrays Sock Puppets Sometimes Doing Untoward Things**⏎ **Out Now _via _Kitten Robot**󠀁[](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=25514af544&e=615f2b8493)󠁿

**JUNE 7, 2023 (Oakland, CA) — **“This song started with the hook,” explains **Wendy
Stonehenge **of Oakland, CA-based glam synth band **CANDY WHIPS**. “Usually when
I start a song this way, it either falls right into place or I end up beating my
head against the wall trying to come up with a song that works with the hook.”  
Luckily for Stonehenge, his head remained unbruised and the song that arose from
the hook, the gloriously sticky “[**A.L.T.C.H.B.S.**](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=dbab590611&e=615f2b8493),”
not only fell right into place, but also fell right into the A-side of their brand
new single and video _via_ **Kitten Robot Records**.

"ALTCHBS" by Candy Whips

[⌊&quot;ALTCHBS&quot; by Candy Whips⌉⌊&quot;ALTCHBS&quot; by Candy Whips⌉
Watch 
this video on YouTube

**Candy Whips “A.L.T.C.W.B.S.”**

In its un-abbreviated form, “**At Last, The Children Have Been Synthesized**” carries
the oontz-oontz of Devo and combines it with the soaring vocals that’s one part 
Marc Almond, two parts Midge Ure. An unabashed synthpop single that draws upon New
Wave’s airy spaciness and modern retro-futuristic production values, “A.L.T.C.H.
B.S.” captures the perfect synergy of man with machine. Stonehenge admits, “I was
able to write and record the main parts in a single afternoon, but it was the addition
of [longtime collaborator] **Arthur Tea**‘s guitars that really brought this song
to life.” 

![Candy Whips](https://i0.wp.com/mcusercontent.com/f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984/images/
729ed12d-e03c-ccc9-6acb-312125dbe7dc.png?resize=413%2C299&ssl=1)

**Wendy Stonehenge of CANDY WHIPS**

No less mind-expanding, its accompanying [**sock and hand puppet-populated, pleasure and pain-drenched video**](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=2a0419decc&e=615f2b8493)
merges the neon-saturated atmospherics with an underlying sense of danger, thanks
to a thinly-veiled threat imposed upon the director, **Mirthquake Jackson **(who
incidentally mixed the single and its b-side). “Fear, truth, and a hellish hyper-
vigilance were my only inspiration,” says Jackson, under a state of duress. “That
and Mr. Candy Whips threatened to leak our sex tape if I didn’t make him a music
video featuring his collection of various ‘masturbation socks.”  

Soiled foot covering aside, Candy Whips coupled its A-side with an epic and celestial
synth adventure in B-side “**Crippled Angel**.” Amid textural washes that’d make
Ultravox blush and thundering drum programming by **Greg Downing**, a synthesized
horn unspools a melodic thread to leads you into a gloriously hypnotic, trance anthem.
It’s a classic synth throwback that’s the perfect showdown to the pop battle that“
A.L.T.C.H.B.S.” wages.

A member of celebrated Northern California glam-rock band Glitter Wizard whose prospects
of playing live shows were dashed when the Pandemic’s Dark Days dawned, Stonehenge
holed up in his home studio and  transported Kraftwerk’s roborock to Oakland,  fusing
punk, electronic and synthpop to pass the time. What emerged was his synth-drenched
fever dream that delivered ‘80s Devo-fied New Wave into Modern Times. The critically-
hailed gonzo cyberpunk of his 2021’s debut _Automaton _began his ascent into synthpop
majesty. “A.L.T.C.H.B.S.” locks it into place.

![Candy Whips album cover](https://i0.wp.com/mcusercontent.com/f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984/
_compresseds/f018d183-dba6-f738-703e-f32c31c94782.jpg?resize=200%2C200&ssl=1)

**Candy Whips **is **Wendy Stonehenge **with help from **Arthur Tea **(_guitars_)
and extra drum programming on “Crippled Angel” by **Greg Downing**. “**A.L.T.C.H.
B.S.**” b/w “**Crippled Angel**” is available now on all DSPs including [Spotify](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=c3a997e693&e=615f2b8493),
[Apple Music](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=b1fca275ff&e=615f2b8493),
[Deezer](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=33c65c55b6&e=615f2b8493),
[Pandora](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=276140b82a&e=615f2b8493),
and [Amazon](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=40426bfc8a&e=615f2b8493)
_via _**Kitten Robot**.  

[[**_A.L.T.C.W.B.S._**
**Tracklisting**

 1. [A.L.T.C.H.B.S.](https://reybee.us13.list-manage.com/track/click?u=f67b4587af2b2ef9aa80ed984&id=29b7cb3345&e=615f2b8493)
 2. Crippled Angel

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